Here is the dress he now is but in blue.
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“Owner got me out of the closet and is going to wear me again!” The blue, pleated jersey sheath dress thought to itself while on a hanger hooked over the open closet door watching the attractive women in the bathroom get ready for her work day.
“I was hanging in the dark closet for soooo long! I wish owner would wear me more often!” The dress pouted to itself.
“I can’t wait for her to slip me on, it makes me feel.... Uh... Feel... It makes me....” The dress hesitated in it’s worship of the woman who was about to slip him on.
“Damn it!! It started happening again! I lost my sense of self again... It’s getting harder and harder to remember I was a man named Karl and husband to first owner.... Grrr! Tara! Husband to Tara!” The dress that once again remembered who he used to be thought.
“My wife, the witch who likes to turn me into different articles of clothing. My wife who turned me into a look alike of one of the other dresses for sale while in the dressing room of the store we were in and bought me. My wife who after walking out of the store while wearing me got ambushed by one of her rivals and turned into a mannequin and placed in one of the display windows of the store we just left. My wife who apparently was not been able to reverse her transformation before I was removed from her during a display change and re-tagged and put on the rack for sale. My wife who for all I know is still displaying clothes in the store window while I was purchased by my new owner.... Gah! Purchased by this woman... Cathy is what her name is I believe... So even if Tara has been able to reverse her transformation I have no clue how long I’ve been this way or if Tara has a way of finding me!! Karl thought to himself in anger, frustrated about the situation he is in.
“Then the identity loss and dimming of my senses started happening. I keep forgetting who I am and I can’t see or hear as well as I used to be able to. My vision is always fuzzy now and everything sounds like I’m underwater. I can barely understand what people around me are saying.” The dress that was Karl thought despondently with a long sigh and then it’s thoughts went silent for a while.
“Oh! It looks like owner is almost done getting ready and will be putting me on soon! I can’t wait!! The blue sheath dress thought with joy.