Finally some short-form original content from grumpy&nbsp;<br />(I'm sure you're all thinking)&nbsp;<br />This takes place in a universe where Aliens came and gave a bunch of the population superpowers based on their recent browser histories.&nbsp; Sure, a lot of people got cool relevant powers, but a lot of people ended up with powers that related more to the porn they watched.&nbsp; Short-Girl-Man is a prime example.&nbsp; Think of all the places he can't reach anymore!<br /><br />Wanna see my original work early and in HD?&nbsp; Consider <a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://www.patreon.com/GrumpyTG"><b>becoming a Patron!</b></a><br />(Psst, if we reach my next goal, I'll post two pages of ALBM weekly!)