There is a fifth dimension... where pumpkin spice candles... turn you into... Valley girls? I guess? This was probably not the best description for me to go all Twilight Zone with. The point is, you could be living there now! That could be your dimension! What are you doing? Don't light that candle! Think of how cool your Halloween costume could be if you weren't more concerned with your mascara and how good your butt looks in those new Lululemon pants or how many cup sizes your new Victoria's Secret purchase is adding-- gosh, who are we kidding, maybe we should all "dress up" as "sexy kittens" and take a bunch of group selfies! How about it??!
-Commissioned by Wrenzephyr2