We've know about the existence of vampires for thousands of years. Our chief scientists have been tirelessly working on a few preserved specimens, trying to identify their origins, in order to develop a cure for those victims who become afflicted with vampirisim. Recently we received word that incredibly, the vampire husks contain human DNA... unbelievably as it seems, perhaps that explains one of the symptoms of late stage vampirisim: The splitting of the tail.
- Doctor Floppy-Bottom of the Mermaid Institute for the Advancement of Medicine
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