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Previously...

Phill let out a positively feminine shriek as his hair erupted into long luscious locks.  Phil began to panic.  "Help me!  Stop this!"  A doctor nodded at the lab tech who pressed a large blue button.  Phil was jabbed painfully with a new syringe.  "Neutralizing reaction."  The lab tech sighed.  

A) Phil felt a strange tug in his underwear... Suddenly something was just... gone
B) Phil felt a terrible thwap as his underwear abruptly changed into something a little more revealing.  But his socks were changing too!
C) with a luscious pop, Phil's lips suddenly puffed outwards.
D) Phil's ears felt very funny.  kinda itchy.  kinda... pointy? 

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