
The crowd was ecstatic. The song he had just sung, though truly one of hits, felt like a humiliation of his true self - Mark "Mauler" Jensen. Gathering his thoughts and with a hesitant voice, feeling strong emotions of indignation, Mark decided that he needed to end this and leave the stage, and holding the microphone in his hands he had to explain to the audience, because this is all complete nonsense. "Like, okay everyone, I've gotta be super real with you, alright? I'm, like, totally not feeling this whole 'dumb blonde' vibe, you know? 'Cause, like, inside, I'm actually Mark, and this is, like, so not me!"
The crowd of spectators recognized the first lines of the next hit Glitter Candy and cheered loudly while the unthinking Mark looked towards the exit from the stage. His eyes stared at the smiling guy who was looking at Mark and making a gesture as if he was slapping Mark on the ass. Mark's eyes opened with indignation and surprise, but the downside of the new song had already begun.
"No, like, seriously! This is, like, super weird for me! I'm, like, look sooo stupid now, like a pop princess!" the crowd roared even louder and Mark was about to throw the microphone, but suddenly he felt that he needed to say even more. Making a serious face as if he were cool and standing in a strange pose, more like a caricature of a cool rapper, Mark began to the beat of the music to say what he was thinking and was once again shocked inside by this
(Chorus)
"Yo, yo, listen up, I'm like a princess, not plain,
Living as a blonde, with my fame, my reign.
But, like, for real, this is so not me,
I'm a diva, a queen, not just free and easy!"
(Verse 1)
"Like, I love my makeup, and my skirts, oh so mini,
Being rich and blonde, yeah, I winnie.
My guy, he pays, 'cause I'm his bunny,
A cool, dumb blonde, with my sweet, sweet honey.
Like, shopping spree, in my high heel shoes,
I'm the blonde gangster, making headline news.
He gets me cool gifts, I can't refuse,
Thanking him later, with my blonde muse."
(Chorus)
"Yo, yo, like, really, I'm a princess, not just some chick,
In this blonde world, I'm the top pick.
But, like, honestly, this is so not me,
I'm a star, not just a blonde, can't you see?"
(Verse 2)
"Like, my man's so rich, gives me all the bling,
Makes me feel special, like a spring fling.
I'm his doll, his blonde, cool thing,
Living this life, like I'm in the ring.
Like, I thank him, 'cause he's my king,
For every gift, for every shiny ring.
I'm living large, under his wing,
Being a dumb blonde, it's my thing."
(Bridge)
"Like, living as Candy, it's all glitter and show,
But deep down, there's more, just so you know.
I'm not just a blonde, I steal the show,
There's more to me, than just a blonde glow."
(Chorus)
"Yo, yo, like, seriously, I'm a princess, not a bore,
In this world, it's me you adore.
But, like, for real, this is so not me,
I'm a queen, a diva, not just blonde and free!"