"Blondes with brains so light, they float away, can't even get a single word right every day."

But as these words echoed through the venue, something incredible happened. Mark's muscular frame began to shrink and contort, and within moments, he stood transformed into a petite, skinny 22-year-old blonde woman, wearing a pink short top, a tight skirt, and her hair styled into two blonde pigtails.

The audience, however, seemed not to notice. Because of a curse from an old woman who despised Mark's mockery of blondes, reality itself had shifted. In this altered world, Mark "Mauler" Jensen was always "Glitter Candy," the poppy blonde bombshell due to the curse he received for his stereotypical song

Stunned, he tried to continue, but his voice came out high-pitched and airy, “I’m... I’m not... What the-?” His voice, once deep and booming, was now high and airy, bubbly tone. The audience, however, seemed oblivious to the dramatic change, cheering and chanting a new name, “Glitter Candy! Glitter Candy!”

"Like, oh my gosh, this is so weird! I'm not Candy, I'm... I was Mark... I mean that i'm, like, 'Mauler'!" the crowd picked up the words of Mark, who did not expect such a response to his words, which he uttered in a manner completely alien to himself. "Blonde Daze! Blonde Daze! Blonde Daze!" they chanted the name of the song from Candy’s repertoire and cheered loudly when the music finally turned on, very different from Mark’s usual repertoire. It was a melodic pop backing track light, with a very simple poppy beat.

He opened his mouth to explain, to shout out his confusion, but what came out were lyrics to a song he had never heard before and with each verse he received more and more shock not only from the fact that for some reason he knew the lyrics of the song, but also from the meaning of the text that described his new life.

...

(Chorus)

"Like, oh my gosh, this is, like, so weird!

Not Candy, no, I was, you know, Mark, it's smeared.

Called 'Mauler', now in pink, I'm geared,

In this blonde world, it's just as I feared."

(Verse 1)

Once rocked stages, now twirl in skirts,

Life's so flipped, it's like, totally berserk.

Heels and gloss, where I, like, lurk,

For my bad boy, goin' totally, like, irk.

(Chorus)

Like, oh my gosh, can't believe, like, I'm here!

From Mark to Candy, it's so, like, unclear.

Mauler's gone, in this blonde sphere,

In a world of giggles, drowning a tear.

(Verse 2)

Fantasies wild, with my bad boy toy,

In this blonde life, it's a new kind of joy.

Once a man, now just a coy,

Living this dream, like a girly ploy.

(Bridge)

Like, hearts and stars, in my eyes swirl,

In his arms, I'm just a blonde girl.

Deep inside, memories unfurl,

Mauler's shadow in a blonde whirl.

(Chorus)

OMG, like, what's even real?

Was Mark, now Candy, it's such an ordeal.

From rock to pop, it's a new feel,

In this blonde world, spinning a wheel.

(Outro)

Like, steamy dreams with my bad boy,

A fantasy life, like a new toy.

Inside, a man's past, a decoy,

In this blonde life, it's a different ploy."