Stacey was shocked by her Aunt Lynn's story and honestly didn't know what to even do. Just silently looking at her and listening to her crazy story, Stacey hoped that it was just some kind of joke from her crazy aunt, but every minute she realized that Aunt Lynn really believed what she was saying and it was very strange and sad at the same time - You have to believe me, Stacy! - Believe that ... that you ... that my boyfriend? Em... - Greg! God Stacy! Don't you really remember anything ?! - Honestly, your story, Aunt Lynn .. - Greg! - Um ... okay, Greg. Your story ... is ... (she tried to choose soft language so as not to offend her aunt, who recently came to visit them) ... well, your story is a little strange ... that the word "a little strange" means "very strange") - These are weird things that hang out like no one knows what's under my T-shirt - You mean your breasts? - Oh, damn, haha (Aunt Lynn laughed sadly), yeah ... my ... damn it, I never thought I'd say that, but yeah! My breasts! And this hair and this body! Hell, I even have a vagina now! Do you want to show me ?! - Oh, no, no, no. Please do not! - I need a drink! There is alcohol here - Aunt Lynn ... Sorry, Greg, maybe not necessary .. Stacey was very worried about her aunt, who was not such a favorite guest in their family, in particular because of her addiction to alcohol, because of which she lived this strange life of hers. Stacey honestly didn't even want to talk to her too much, she just went home to pick up something and Aunt Lynn pounced on her with her strange stories. She said that she woke up here alone a few hours ago and was shocked to realize that she was in Stacy's apartment instead of her own ... And it was strange why Aunt Lynn calls her trailer an apartment. But this was only the first "bell". She said that yesterday she was a guy named Greg and was dating Stacy! She was talking some nonsense about how they talked in the evening and Stacey complained that she had a small family and that she always dreamed of having an aunt, and Greg, in his ironic style, said that everything was not so bad , in the sense that it is not always good to have an aunt, citing as an example the fact that her aunt could be some kind of alcoholic living in a trailer, married to a stupid redneck. "Just imagine that such an aunt came to visit you, than would you like it ?! And then you replied that you would still like to have an aunt, even such, and I just calmed your hysteria, saying that I would also like this ". All this Aunt Lynn repeated over and over several times, much to Stacey's dismay. It might have been her psychological denial of her shitty life and her shitty husband, but Stacey didn't elaborate, and she didn't want to. She just wanted to get away from her crazy aunt faster. And in the end she still couldn’t stand it - It's all nonsense! Maybe that's enough! - YES! I know! But it's true Stacy honey! - Not! It would be better if you didn't come at all and stay in your trailer! - Yes! I agree! Haha (Aunt Lynn chuckled hysterically) ... Wait, what ...