I saw him. It was a foreigner and he asked passers-by for the way to the store. I saw that he asked for the third time and every time he was not understood. It seemed to me very funny.
I was about to leave, but noticed that now he was coming to me and i stop myself.
I wanted to know what he wants and make a joke.
- Hello, i need shop market big shop market - he said with accent
I started to portray Japanese
- Cheu dja gaf bo bab nani god wa! - and now I looked at his reaction
He was in shock! Would you see that face? He thought that I speak English to him and didn’t understand anything at all.
I repeate with serious face
- Kunicha fa ven bret gus?
He just start go out but i stopped him and put my hend on his shoulder...
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Julia hated racists, especially those who mock foreigners because they know little of the language. She went home and saw that the guy was joking with the poor foreigner.
- Ah, you love Japanese ... Well, well ...
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- Hey man, big shop, if you mean Wall Mart, in here - and i show and I showed the direction
He just look at me again but not understand because instead of what I wanted to say, I said: - -ちょっと男、大きなお店、ウォールマートを意味するなら、ここで-見せて、方向を見せた - Chotto otoko, ōkina o-ten, u~ōrumāto o imi surunara, koko de - misete, hōkō o miseta) and it is not just parody it was real japanese
He went back for find another passerby but for me already it is not matter!
I just look at my hand. It was small petite female with manicure. I see down and saw that I was holding the small handbag with my other hand.
Feet now felt the wind. Because I was wearing a skirt!
I felt the booster belt, the hair on my neck and the thong that pressed on my ass.
i just took a step and fall because i was in heels
- なんてこった (Nantekotta - Waht the fuck!)
Than i found documents in my new damn feminy purse - It was just pasport of japanese girl Mai Fan Wang and tourist visa!
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