I was at the mall with my girlfriend. To be honest, I hate shopping malls, especially walking with my girlfriend. She chooses a very long time and I just stand and wait. It is unbearable<br />In one of the shops I saw clothes for pregnant women<br />- Look, honey, it looks so ridiculous! Look, there&#8217;s even a pregnant mannequin!<br />I laughed. I laughed very loudly.<br />In one of the shops I saw clothes for pregnant women<br />- Look, honey, it looks so ridiculous! Look, there&#8217;s even a pregnant mannequin!<br />I laughed. I laughed very loudly.<br />- Look, there even the saleswoman is pregnant! Only pregnant women are allowed into this store! ?? It is just something! Why is this so funny ?!<br />I laughed even louder. The seller of this store looked at me and seems to understand what I mean, but I didn&#8217;t care, I could not stop<br />...<br />Later in another store, it was already the 8th.<br />- Honey, I'm tired<br />- Oh, Felix, you act like a pregnant woman. Okay okay next shop will be for pregnant women! - she laughed and went into the locker room.<br />I obediently stood and waited. <br />Again I saw this pregnant saleswoman. In fact, I wanted to apologize if she was come to me. But she just looked at me, winked and left. I do not understand anything.<br />A man of about 35 years old came out of the locker room, very fat and tall. He came to me and smiled.<br />- Well, how?<br />I stood and did not understand. What does he want from me?<br />- Yanlin, I ask you, do you like this jumper?<br />He turned to me<br />- What do you ... ahem ... what do you ... yes with a voice ... - I did not have time to finish and looked down!<br />It was a stomach! It was a big pregnant belly! And it was a dress! I took a step and almost fell. This man caught me.<br />- Yanlin, is it a contractions? Yes? Do we need a hospital?<br /><br /><span>If you want see a continue and support me:&nbsp;</span><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://www.patreon.com/greentg">www.patreon.com/greentg</a>