- John, stop being such a whiner, it will be fun!
- I just think this is a strange proposition.
- A coward ?!
- Fuck you! You yourself are a coward! Okay, let's go see what kind of organization "Swap for day"
...
In the office we talked with manager:
- Guys, you can choose any parameters and we will find this person for you. You can be one day! Isn't that fun ?! And then you come back! Of course, this is all with the permission of another person. Well, does that sound cool?
We looked at each other and Jim said
- Yes of course! Where to sign! We are ready
He winked at me
- Listen, buddy, let's choose options for each other. I to you, and you to me !!
I doubted, but he convinced me
...
Two days later they called me
- Mr. Stevenson, we found the body according to your parameters, please come to our office, today at 17-00
...
- What about body for my friend Jim?
I asked the staff while they were preparing me for the procedure.
- We have not yet been able to find a body for him
I realized, I probably chose too complicated for him, I wrote that he will be a millionaire and handsome. It is really hard.
- Are you ready?
I was a little afraid, Jim was a joker, but I hoped that now he made a good choice. I was a little afraid.
- Yes, i am ready
...
I opened my eyes and was already in another room. I was sitting on a chair. I noticed that now I have a white skirt and a blue top, noticed an unusual heaviness on my chest. Than i saw my new little female hands with manicure.
I looked to the right and felt the hair on my shoulders, the earrings touched my head! Jim son of a bitch!
- なに (Nani - What?) - I said and realized that now I speak Japanese. My voice was very high, like a little girl!
- ごめんなさい、矢月さん、家に帰れるようです、交換は機能していません (Gomen'nasai, ya tsuki-san,-ka ni kaereru yōdesu, kōkan wa kinō shite imasen - Sorry Miss Yazuki, it looks like you can go home, the exchange is not working)
- なぜ機能しないのですか? 動作します! 矢月さんです! やめて! いや! 東京の売春婦、矢月さんです なに? 私!? いや!(Naze kinō shinai nodesu ka? Dōsa shimasu! Ya tsuki-sandesu! Yamete! Iya! Tōkyō no baishunpu, ya tsuki-sandesu nani? Watashi! ? Iya! - Why does not it work? Works! I'm Miss Yazuki! Stop! Not! I'm Miss Yazuki - a prostitute from Tokyo! What?! I!? Not!)
...
It was all some kind of evil joke! But no, that was real!
They told me that the program crashed and that it only seems to me that I was an American guy named John and I can return to my work as a call girl. And they sad that soon I had to forget John.
But no! I remembered everything! And I did not remember anything about Yazuki.
Then I got in touch with Jim and myself, but they said they didn’t know who I was and that they didn’t know "Swap for day"
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