Harry left the bar alone with a coin. He realized that now everyone had forgotten his friend and their great boxing champion, Thomas. He hoped that after this friend’s desire, everything was fine in the bar with Thomas.
He walked and tossed the coin up and caught it. He thought what it was to make a coin to understand him as best as possible. He saw a stupid example of Thomas and did not want to repeat stupid things.
- Stand!
This shouted a bully. He wanted to rob him.
- Well, what have we got here ?! give me all the money!
Thomas realized that it is better to do as they ask him, the main thing is that he does not find a coin.
- It's all? So, what's in your pocket? Get out
Thomas pretended that there was nothing there.
“Do you think I'm stupid !?” There is some kind of coin! Give her too!
Harry had to think very fast. It was one chance to make a wish, but he did not want to spend it on a criminal.
He took out a coin and threw it up. The best he could come up with is
- I want to be away from here and a lot of money!
The coin lit up. Harry realized that he had made a mistake when he began to decline. It was necessary to say more precisely, but there was so little time!
He began to shrink. His skin began to darken. Hair grew a few seconds below the shoulders. His clothes were disappearing. Instead of a T-shirt, he now wore a red bra. Below were only red panties. And shoes are 5 inch heels. He looked shocked at the burglar. He felt cold.
- Who are you? How is this possible?
- Hindi kita maintindihan (I don't understand you) - Harry said and understood the shock of Thomas. It was very very very strange to speak in a female voice in another language.
But now everything has disappeared. Bright light. Then everything went dark. Then bright flashes and music. He saw a lot of people looking at him. After a moment, he realized that he was a dancer or stripper. Nearby were the same dressed girls.
- Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo mangyaring maranasan (Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo please come through.)
One of the lefties pushed him
- Gloria go! Hinihintay ka nila, ikaw ang huli! (Gloria, go! They are waiting for you, you are the last!)
But where is the money?
So. The coin understood him literally. Away from here. Since the Earth is round, it is on the other end of the Earth in diameter. In fact, he ended up in the Philippines; it was another part of his location. In order for him to live as before, the coin turned him into a Filipino. Why a woman and a stripper? Firstly, they are participants in a beauty contest. To win it, you must be a woman. And to win because it is possible to win LOTS of MONEY in it - more than all money than in other ways in the Philippines. Therefore, he became the one to win them.
For Gloria (Harry), this first heel step in her life was very bad. She fell. But still won the competition.
Then a man approached her
- Gloria, magaling! Narito ang iyong 5 porsyento, at ngayon bumalik sa trabaho bilang isang puta (Gloria, well done! Here's your 5 percent, and now go back to work as a prostitute).
Unfortunately, women have little rights in the Philippines and her pimp took all the money.
And she had to go back to her old job - prostitutes. He is stuck there.
Part 1: www.deviantart.com/vfrcbvvfrcb…
Part 2 (Korean bride): www.patreon.com/posts/28885854
Part 4 (robber fate): www.deviantart.com/vfrcbvvfrcb…