I walked through the park trying not to fall on my heels. This new clothes fit my body, only my face was the same. In the ears were these stupid earrings that constantly pounded and reminded of themselves. It's good that the hair was in a braid, but they still touched the shoulders. Especially this feeling of a bra and thong. I want to end this hell faster.
- Alo, finally I got through
- Hello, support service "new life." Cameraman Jennifer. Listen to you.
- Listen to Jennifer. Your application changed me and I could not become back myself
- Thank you, ma'am, please tell me your ID number.
“I'm not you not ma'am!” number 21233213495
- Yes, now I’ll check
....
When the pleasant music turned on I wanted to throw the phone
...
- Is Mrs. Petrovitsky right?
- Not! I'm Mr. McAvoy! John McAvoy! Check it out better! This is your application is buggy!
- I checked everything, Mrs. Petrovitsky. More precisely Magdalena Petrovitsky. When you used John’s profile, you chose to change gender, job (random parameter), country of origin (random parameter) and knowledge to do the job (this is automatically connected if you don’t disconnect yourself) so you are Magdalena Petrovitski, a Slovak kindergarten teacher.
- What? not! I changed only gender and only to see how it is. I don’t even know how to work in kindergarten. In any case, it doesn’t matter now! I bought a premium and you have to change me back
- Unfortunately, no, Mrs. Petrovitsky. Slovak citizens are prohibited from using our application by their government. All questions to the President of Slovakia. He considers it wrong when people can choose who to be.
- But I'm John! US citizen! Now I live in New York.
- Yes, you are in New York. But don’t worry. Our employees have already arrived and will send you home to Bratislava. And you know how to work. This automatically replaced the information about ... I’ll check it now ... John was a lawyer, yes, now instead of laws you know everything about raising children and how to be a good teacher. Goodbye to Mrs. Petrovitsky. In an hour you will begin language changes. Therefore, "Zbohom pani Petrovitskej"
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