[Brain Drain, Bimbofication, Size/Age Difference]

"I swear, I give that boy a day off, and he ends up getting sick when I'm not looking."

Palutena sighed as she stood in front of the youngest Centurion squad she had ever seen. The captain of her Angels, Pit, had gotten sick over his break, and so she had to deal with training the rookies all on her own. She sighed a little as she twirled her staff, looking off into the distance. 'Maybe I should consider training them when they become older, instead of training them from their childhoods. Oh well, thoughts to consider for later.'

As the goddess of Skyworld started getting lost in thought, one of the young angelic boys cleared his throat to try and get her attention. It didn't help. Instead, it just made her sway her hips seductively from side to side as she continued to think. "...L-Lady Palutena?" Another one tried to say something, with a massive blush on his face during it. He wasn't really sure if she was the type to punish people that spoke up, or she was the type that'd forgive them. He was a newbie, after all.

"Hm? Oh, yes, sorry about that. I was just lost in thought. You know how it happens, don't you?" The green-haired deity laughed a little before clearing her throat. "Right. Welcome to boot camp, kiddos. Today, I'm going to..." She paused, realizing she didn't know the lesson ahead of time. And why should she, considering Pit's the one that usually trains them? This was totally an unfair deal, she should've hired a proper instructor instead of being here.

The boys continued to stare at her with wide and awaiting eyes, each of them still blushing as they got a good glimpse of her naked thighs poking out of the side of her dress. "...You know what, I've got just the idea for the lot of you. Something simple, something easy, and something that definitely won't bite me in the butt." The cheeky goddess grinned, prompting the boys to sweat as she twirled her staff again.

She finally stopped twirling it as it pointed straight ahead at one of the boys' heads. As soon as he saw a bit of magic charging at the tip, he ducked down onto his belly as he nearly got singed by a bolt shot out towards him. He breathed a sigh of relief, only to notice that his friends were all gasping in fear at what was behind them.

As soon as the ducking angel got a moment to see what was behind him, he understood why they were fearful. There was a bonafide monster in Skyworld! An Eggplant Wizard, at that! What was it doing here!? What were they supposed to do?!

Palutena slowly applied her palm straight to the front of her face. "Of course, you're newbies, how would I expect you to actually deal with something as simple as that thing." She muttered in annoyance as she cleared her throat. "Okay, kiddos! Bring out your bows and try and shoot the Eggplant Wizard! You get to go home and rest for the rest of the day if you manage to land the killing blow! Good luuuuck!"

The boys looked to one another, fear still very visible on their faces as they primed their bows. They weren't ready for this, not in the slightest! They had just learned how to shoot, they weren't even able to use their wings right, and Captain Pit never taught them the right way! How were they going to beat a monster like that!?

In a moment of panic, one of the boys managed to fiddle enough with the arrow and the bow he held in his hands to fire off a single shot, only for the tip to unceremoniously land in the cloud underneath the wizard, merely causing it to become active instead of just standing there like a training dummy. Each of the five boys gulped in unison as the cyclops monster stared at the five of them, swinging his own staff menacingly to try and intimidate them.

The eggplant wizard, having more than enough fun making light of the threat posed to his life, soon noticed the Goddess in the back, who had stopped spectating as she peered into the ball on the tip of her staff. The one-eyed monster licked his lips as he primed his staff, conjuring up a single near-invisible eggplant at the tip as he took good aim. If he managed to land a good blow on the big bad goddess, Medusa would no doubt reward him handsomely! He'd get an eggplant girlfriend and all that good stuff!

He laughed, alerting the goddess to his plan as he shot the eggplant straight ahead. Seconds later, he was disintegrated by a massive laser, completely removing him from existence with the only sign that he had been there was the eggplant that was still flying straight for the Goddess' face. One that she hadn't noticed thanks to the way it was nearly transparent, and because she was far too busy killing the monster in the first place.

"Right. Okay. We're going to try something a little easier, you guys are clearly too weak-" Palutena tried to start speaking and admonishing the young troop one more time, only for the near-invisible eggplant to make an impact with her head. There was a loud 'POOF' sound as she felt something off about her mind, blinking all around as she tried to make heads and tails of what had just happened. What just occurred? What exactly?

The green-haired goddess rubbed her chin, rubbing her thighs together slightly as she pushed her staff in between her thighs, rubbing against it as she tried to think. But, as she tried to be a sensible woman, all she could think of was just... Eggplant. Nothing but eggplant. Why was that? Why was what? Why what?

Palutena began to rapidly blink as her eyes quickly grew heavy, and a few moans started to slip out of her mouth. She didn't even realize that the more she thought about the eggplant inside of her head, the more her smarts were directly being drained out of her head in the form of purple juice running out of her ears. It was actually a disturbing sight to the boys that she was teaching, to the point where they huddled together in fear of what might happen once she realized what was going on.

She didn't, and in fact, the more she tried to pleasure herself to compensate for her brainlessness, the more she felt that the staff wasn't enough. It wasn't nearly enough! She needed something harder, something more... Rigid. Something that she could slurp on and practically eat. And something that wasn't an eggplant exactly, but just shaped like it. The same kind of phallic shape. Now, where was she going to get something like that?

It was then that the vestiges of her mind that hadn't been turned into an eggplant clicked. The goddess giggled as she turned around to look at the boys, causing the staff between her thighs to disappear as she seductively started to walk towards them. "Say, Boys? Do you, like, have anything yummy for your goddy? She's really hungry, and you boys are like, the only people that could help her!" She even sounded dumber, almost like a bimbo... Which kind of fit, considering how prevalent phallic shapes were inside of her mind...

Each boy was more than a little skeptical about what she was about to pull, but considering that she was a goddess, they didn't exactly have a choice in the matter. Before they had a chance to protest, they suddenly found their cute shorts missing, and each of their tiny cocks being exposed to the fresh air around them.

Palutena licked her lips with glee as she kneeled down as far as she could go, putting her face up close and personal against one of the cocks that she'd love so much. "Oh, you've, like, got the prettiest little cock I've ever seen! Like, lemme have a taste!" She even started drooling just a little as she started licking and slurping all over the tiny set of privates, wiggling her hips back and forth as she went to town on that mess between his legs.

The angel let out more than enough moans to make the entirety of Skyworld aware that somebody was making a victim out of him, but nobody was going to come to his, or his friends' rescue. He was stuck being a toy of his Goddess, and she was going to drain him as much as he possibly could...

She continued to wrap her lips and her tongue around the tiny nuts and sausage that was hanging off his crotch, as she looked to the other boys and their equally throbbing and cute little things. With her mouth still firmly locked around that thing between her lips, it wasn't hard for her to point towards her butt to show them where they should be. After all, if one hole was empty, then she'd just let them use it.

The two outermost angels took the hint as they got onto their feet, running towards her fat derriere, while the ones at the boy's direct side were much less fortunate, thanks to a pair of hands grasping their respective members. After having given their friends the instructions they needed to follow, the horny bimbo of a goddess had started playing with their junk, utterly incapacitating them in the same way he had been!

Palutena could feel her mind, which was already filled with more cocks than she'd ever need to think of thanks to the eggplant spell, slowly being filled with a much more pleasant image. She could see shota cocks for miles, each of them as small and as dainty as the next, with none of them looking particularly impressive. All of them were plenty erect, however. All of them were ready to serve their goddess. She couldn't wait to snack on every angel in her employ if they all had such cute things between their legs! It'd be a buffet for a bimbo like her!

Her angelic servants continued to do her command, even though she was busy making a snack out of their buddies. As soon as they found her soaked holes, they made sure to stick their tiny thumb-sized pricks into her, putting as much power into their useless hips as they could. They were cute little boys, but they really were the most useless around. At least they tried their best, and that meant that they could at least make a bimbo like her feel some form of pleasure.

The Goddess let out muffled moan after muffled moan, feeling the way each of the five boys' cocks started to tremble. Both in her hands, her mouth and in her holes. It was actually kind of cute how little stamina the five of them had, with the one in her mouth having lasted the longest thanks to the way she deliberately kept her lips pressed down on the base of his rod to stop him from cumming too early, but all things had to come to an end.

Palutena slowly stopped putting pressure on all five angels' members, and each of them let out a wonderful cry in unison. She could feel the globs of clear cum squirting out of their tiny things, covering her hands in the gunk as the insides of her ass and her pussy were practically made quite dirty thanks to the small yet sticky droplets of seed. But most importantly, she got a wonderful taste of the stuff as it swirled around inside of her mouth, letting it really soak in before she swallowed it.

Not long after the boys had shot their load, each of them collapsed, with their goddess being free to just stand back up and rub away at her holes. She still hadn't orgasmed, but she was still plenty cock-hungry. "Hmmm... What's a goddy like Palu gotta do to cum, like, really? Hmmm..." She mused to herself as she rubbed the side of her bimbofied head, giggling a little as an idea came to mind.

She summoned her staff, her less-intelligent thoughts causing the tip of it to have turned into an immature cock, as she slowly twirled it around. For every twirl, another angel appeared around her, each of them very confused to see their fellow angels on the floor, completely pooped thanks to the mind-wrecking orgasm that their Goddess had forced them to endure. They were equally shocked to see her giggling as she saw so many delicious boys appear in front of her, right up until she dropped her staff with a drooling grin on her face...

"I'm gonna, like, dig in..." The ditzy Palutena remarked as she practically leaped on the horde of angels, intending to drain every single one of them. And once she was done with them, Pit would be next! He'd probably have a bigger cock, but still a cute one. She couldn't wait.

Once she'd regain her intelligence, perhaps she'd regret everything she had done today. Or, perhaps, she'd just foster this newfound thirst for boys in secret. Only she could know for sure...