It's not easy being the goddess in charge of isekai-ing people - at least not if you have standards.

When Regula, a goddess at the bottom of the celestial pecking order, is unable to find a suitable candidate to turn into her fantasy hero, she sends the unlikeliest hero of all - herself! But will a male skinsuit, a beginner's sword, and a clumsy elven companion be enough to turn this uptight goddess into the hero that the land of Revelia needs? (Probably not.)

Written for Lyrissa-Greenleaf as part of a skinsuit story exchange. Part 2 can be found here. I hope you enjoy!