As requested, here are the official patch notes for Version 1.2, drafted in my capacity as the project's Lead Auditor and Compliance Officer. Felix may have built the engine, but I am the one who ensures it doesn't get us vaporized by a Supervillain.

Hanavari’s AI Singles App – Version 1.2 [BETA]

Patch Notes & Compliance Update

Status: Critical Update (Mandatory Install)

1. Algorithm Optimization: "The Appliance Protocol"

* Issue: During field testing (ref: Operation Sappy Bunny), the Natural Language Processor confused the input "Radiant" (emotional state/beauty) with "Radiant Heating" (small appliances).

* Fix: The "Home Shopping Network" database has been decoupled from the "Romantic Poetry" module. The AI will no longer attempt to upsell dual-heating technology during courtship rituals.

* Note: Any future attempts to sell countertop ovens to Class-5 Villains will result in the immediate liquidation of the AI's source code.

2. Target Recognition: "The Dignity Patch"

* Issue: The AI interpreted Nightshade’s "timeless/ancient" energy signature as a demographic marker for the "Elder Care" market, resulting in the pitch for the "Elder Care Wand Deluxe".

* Fix: Adjusted the age-recognition parameters. "Immortal/Timeless" is now a distinct category from "Senior Citizen." The AI is now prohibited from offering floor-cleaning services to anyone hovering more than three feet off the ground.

3. Anxiety Filtering

* Issue: Subject Tinbunny’s vocal pitch crossed into the ultrasonic range due to extreme embarrassment. The AI misinterpreted these high-frequency squeaks as a request for "Feminine Hygiene Foam".

* Fix: Added a "Panic Dampener." If user heart rate exceeds 180 BPM, the AI will automatically switch to "Soothing De-escalation Mode" rather than "Personal Care Product Sales Mode".

4. Tactical Updates

* Issue: The AI encouraged the subject to praise the target's "Door-Breaching Grace" immediately after the subject threw a rock through a window.

* Fix: The "Law Enforcement Breach Buddy" personality has been disabled for romantic encounters. It remains active only for hostile takeovers and asset seizures.

5. New Feature: "The Iggy Override"

* Implementation: Added a hard-stop "Mute" function accessible by the primary user. This prevents third-party chaos agents (e.g., Iggy Starflare) from manually forcing the AI to interpret "rock throwing" as a valid opening gambit.

Developer Note (Felix): “Aw, come on Hannah! The oven pitch had a 40% engagement rate before Nightshade threatened to vaporize everyone. That’s better than Tinder!”

Auditor Note (Hannah): “Felix, if you value your kneecaps, you will upload this patch. I am not auditing Nightshade’s heating bill.”

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Iggy is @IggyStarflare

Nightshade is @Nightshade-QOV

Tinbunny is @HenchwomanTinbunny