"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, of course. Why?"

"You just randomly said banana. And it's the third time in the last few minutes that you've said it."

"Oh."

"Does it mean something?"

"Not that I know of."

"So, why did you say it?"

"Probably for the same reason that you've been saying stuff."

"I'm saying stuff because we're having a conversation."

"No, I mean you've been randomly saying a specific phrase."

"What specific phrase have I been saying?"

"Barefoot-brainwashed."

"What? I haven't said that! I've never said that! What does it even mean?"

"It means not wearing shoes and being mind controlled."

"Yeah, I know what the words mean. But why the hell would I say that?"

"Like I said, for the same reason I would say banana."

"And what reason is that?"

"Because we've been brainwashed. And we have to randomly say those things. Banana."

"You just said it again!"

"What, banana? Interesting. I don't remember saying that at all. But it pretty much confirms my theory."

"Your theory is whacked. I have not been brainwashed."

"I wouldn't be so sure. I mean, you are barefoot."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes you are. Look at your feet."

"What the--? Why am I barefoot?"

"I already told you."

"You're barefoot, too!"

"Am I? Yep, I sure am. Well, there you have it: We've been brainwashed."

"That makes no sense. Barefoot-brainwashed."

"The only thing that doesn't make sense to me is why you keep saying barefoot-brainwashed--which you just said again, by the way--while I keep saying banana. Hm."

"I don't understand. What's happening? Why are we doing this?"

"We know why we're doing it. What we don't know are things like, why we're programmed to say different things, if we were brainwashed by the same person or by different people, what else we'll unknowingly do for them, etc."

"This is crazy! And scary! Crazy, scary, bizarre, and horrible! Why are you taking it so well?"

"I don't know. Maybe I'm programmed to take it well, and you're programmed to freak out. Or, maybe this is just how we'd normally react to craziness."

"Why would someone brainwash us? And make us be barefoot?"

"Well, it's kind of a thing."

"What do you mean it's a thing?"

"There are evil mind controllers out there who do this to attractive women. And, not to be conceited or anything, we are both attractive women."

"I mean, yeah, we are. But, really? Brainwashing attractive women is a thing?"

"Yep."

"So, what do we do?"

"Pretty much whatever we've been brainwashed to do. Banana."

"Which is what? Barefoot-brainwashed."

"Aside from being barefoot and unknowingly saying things, I have no idea. We might as well continue our conversation until we end up having to do something else, which we may or may not even realize we have to do."

"This is all a lot to take in. I don't feel like talking any more."

"Okay, so what do you want to do?"

"Honestly, I want get it on with you."

"That sounds good to me. Actually, it sounds great."

"Just so you know, I like having my breasts squeezed and my nipples sucked."

"Cool. I want you to tease my inner thighs before you move on to my pussy."

"You got it. Oh, and I have an overwhelming desire for you to worship my feet."

"Happily. Please tickle mine. For some reason, I think that's going to get me very wet."

"Sure thing."

"Banana."

"Barefoot-brainwashed."