"Anything?"
"No. Total bust."
"Too bad. I really thought that one would do it."
"Me, too. But the ticking wasn't soothing. It was just loud and annoying."
"Well, what can you do? What some find relaxing, others find irritating."
"Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, where does that leave us?"
"All right, we're a no-go on the swinging pendant, the twirling pendant, the strobe light, and the metronome. The only one we haven't tried yet is the animated spiral."
"No, there's another one, too."
"Those are the only ones on my list. What else am I forgetting?"
"A nice, relaxing foot massage."
"Oh, really? So, in order to hypnotize my girlfriend into being my sexy, barefoot slave for the night, I need to first act like I'm her slave? Hard pass on that."
"Hey, I can't help it if the other inductions aren't working. I want you to hypnotize me. I want to be submissive and obedient. I want to be your barefoot slave and do anything you command me to do. But, if you can't put me under, then neither of us will get what we want. And also, you giving me a relaxing foot massage hardly equates to you being my slave."
"Fine, fine, I get it. I won't discount a foot massage as a viable induction method. But let's try the animated spiral first, okay? I feel like eye fixation is the way to go here."
"Yeah, okay, sure. Eye fixation makes sense. Even though none of the other methods have worked."
"Well, this one just might. So, take a breath. Relax. I'm starting the video. Watch the spiral. And relax."
"I mean, a combination of eye fixation and a relaxation technique would probably work best. Like, why not give me the foot massage while I'm watching the spiral? Or better yet, while I'm staring at your boobs?"
"Seriously? Can you just watch the spiral and relax?"
"It's not working."
"Can you maybe give it more than two seconds?"
"Yeah."
"Good."
"..."
"Just relax. Relax. Relax."
"..."
"That's it. Relax and begin to feel sleepy. So sleepy."
"It's not working."
"Ugh!"
"Just give me the foot massage. I know that will relax me. And, if you show me your boobs, I know I'll go right under."
"You weren't even trying with the other methods. You just want me to give you a foot massage. Well, forget it. I'm not giving you one. "
"Fine, then show me your boobs. I'll fixate on them, you know I will. Even without a foot massage, I'll be putty in your hands. You'll have me hypnotized, suggestible, and obedient in no time at all. Then, you'll have all night to use me as your plaything, your toy, your servant, your slave, your slut, your--"
"Got it. Boobs it is. But you better be easy to hypnotize with them. And you better be suggestible. I mean bark-like-a-dog, forget-your-name, perform-a-strip-tease, worship-my-feet suggestible. Understood?"
"Understood. And, I know I will be that suggestible.
"You better be. I'm not kidding. When this shirt goes up and this bra comes off, you better be enthralled in two seconds and hypnotized in one minute. And once you are, I'm going to brainwash you into the most mindless, doting, zombified slave in the history of girlfriends who've been hypnotized and brainwashed into sexy, barefoot slaves. I mean it."
"Yes. Absolutely. That's what will happen."
"Good. Then, here we go. Look at them. Stare at them. Concentrate on them. You can't look away. You don't want to look away."
"...Can't look away...don't want to look away..."
"You can't think of anything else. You don't want to think of anything else."
"...Can't think of anything else...don't want to think of anything else..."
"You are feeling relaxed. Relaxed. So relaxed."
"...Relaxed...so relaxed..."
"You are feeling sleepy. Sleepy. So sleepy. You just want to close your eyes and sleep. Sleep. Sleep."
"...Close my eyes...and sleep...sleep..."
"You are hypnotized."
"...I am hypnotized..."
"You are my slave. I am your mistress."
"...I am your slave...you are my mistress..."
"Well, you weren't wrong about the boobs. Probably not about the foot massage, either, but that just wasn't going to happen. Anyway, I should probably deepen your trance and make sure you're completely under my control. Then, we can get to the fun. Isn't that right, slave? Once I've thoroughly brainwashed you, then we can get to the fun."
"...Yes, Mistress...once you thoroughly brainwash me...then we can get to the fun...."