Howdy folks! Today's upload features some original characters that don't belong to any real series. Enjoy!

"(...Eh? What just happened? Just a second ago I was staring at this cow with her stupidly huge boobs...)"

"(...Huh? I felt a burning stare on me until recently...and who's this girl anyway?)"

"Wait a minute...why do I feel so heavy?"

"Somehow, I'm feeling much lighter than usual..."

"......."

"......."

"GYAAAAHHHH!!!"

"Wh-wh-what am I doing with YOUR fat tits?!?"

"Hey! They're not fat! You're just too flat!"

"Oh yeah? Well if they're not fat, then why did you go ahead and steal my perfect form all for yourself?"

"I didn't do this!"

"Prove it!"

"Would you listen for one second?!? I don't know how, but I think that one way or another we got our heads swapped..."

"That's impossible! Putting your head onto the other person's body like that can't happen in reality!"

" *ahem* Have you tried looking down?"

"...fair point."

"Speaking of, you really DO have it easy, don't you? I haven't been so freed from physical labor in years!"

"Sh-Shut up! It's not like I enjoy being so small! Or rather, 'enjoyed' would be the better word here..."

"Oh man, from this angle they truly WERE gigantic! I can see why you got so jealous!"

"CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT BREASTS AND FIND WHO DID THIS TO US?!?"

"...right. Newly acquired shopping conveniences aside, other people on the beach surely have noticed something off, correct?"

"Nobody else here knows me. Beforehand I was simply a lonely lady, doomed to be unpopular and ugly."

"That's not true!"

"Says who?"

"Okay, maybe your body isn't ridiculously sexy like mine is, but..."

"SEE?!?"

" *sigh* Confirmation bias shouldn't be so insidious and yet it is..."

"If you're done waxing poetics, then I'm off to figure out the culprit."

*KA-SPLASH!!*

"Oh my! Are you alright?"

"...even though I'm in sea water, my new sense of gravity is off..."

"I'll help you get back to the beach. Hold my hand! Or is it your hand...? (Perhaps I can use this moment to buy me some new bikinis...I'm sure she won't mind a detour after a bit~)"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

That's all for now. Presently, it's close to April Fool's Day, which is usually a good day for fetish content given the "haha it's a joke" manner of posting that occurs in the process of making shitposts. Hopefully we get some exclusive events in certain games, as I'd love some new official-ish material! Or maybe that's just a pipe dream? Still, I'd love it either way. In other news, we're reaching close to 400 watchers on dA plus the Astolfo fanfic's gotten some nice reception. Thank you again Dojang for the shoutout! But enough shilling for now! Have yourself a good one wherever it is that you're at!