Howdy folks! Today's swap features the two main girls of Elf-San wa Yaserarenai, Erufuda and Kuroeda! (Elf Can't on a Diet in the West) Keep in mind I did NOT draw this, the original artist is Synecdoche/Methonium, and he draws some top tier girls in general.

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IN 2017...

"Well look who it is! If it isn't the hideous heinie haver herself, Kuroeda!"

"Not like you're an exemplary elf either, Erufuda!"

"What are you talking about? I'm always in peak physical form!"

"Uh huh. And where exactly were you heading off to on your day off?"

"The potato fry establishment of course! It's where the highly regaled foodstuffs of yore live!"

"Suuuure. Cause eating fast food all day every day will definitely keep you at 'peak physical form' or whatever."

"It's better than sitting around all day at some dinky convenience store and snacking on candied crap!"

"Since when have I ever done that?!?"

"I dunno, your little minion pals probably shoved some in your mouth while you were snoozing on the job and it all went to your ass. What a sleazy porker!"

"Guoohh, why you--! If I'm so lazy, then why did I go out of my way to make this 'Weight Converter' potion?"

"Oh?"

"Fufu, I bet your foolish eyes lit up there for a second, didn't they? With it, I can finally slim down and return to our home world without your gluttonous giblets getting in the way."

"Woah, really? Sounds pretty neat! How much would it cost to extor-BUY. Buy one off you?"

"I heard that. Just going through the process of crafting one of these babies took a long ass time."

"Of course it took a long ass time with how much rump you've got. Dohohohoho!"

"Grrrr! If you're so confident about me having a fat ass, then why don't YOU take it from me then?"

*pop!*

*gulp!* *gulp!*

"Wait what are you-"

*gulp!* *gulp!*

" *cough!* *cough!* Ugh, that tasted AWFUL! Why'd you do that?"

"Kehehe...soon you'll go from being a fat ass to having a fat ass in no time flat! Then my magic powers will finally get back to normal! Gyahahaha!"

"But you said it earlier that I'm not in the best shape around."

"Ah..."

"Jumped the gun a bit, didn't we."

".........."

THREE YEARS LATER IN 2020...

"It's been a while since I've seen your fat face around here, Kuroeda."

"The same could be said of you as well, Erufuda. I wish it could have been longer personally..."

"Although, you figure after three years of attempting to diet you wouldn't try to make my tits the size of cantaloupes!"

"It's not my fault your body really enjoys fries! I never asked for this!"

"And yet you're the one piloting that body...you're a terrible liar, you know that?"

"Shut up! Don't act like the high and mighty one here when you've made my ass explode even further than it already was!"

"And how is that my responsibility? It just keeps growing on it's own even though I'm doing exercises fairly often now!"

"I was afraid of this...the human told me that doing too many squats will only make your thighs even thicker."

"Still, to become like this in just a few scant years...seems like that potion of yours wouldn't have helped a bit."

"Quiet, you! If you didn't happen to stop by that day I wouldn't have ever gotten your body's stupid proportions!"

"How many times do I have to say this? YOU WERE THE ONE THAT FUCKED UP, STUDIO GUT-BLECK!"

"CAN IT, PORCO GROSSO!"

"TITTIES DELIVERY SERVICE!"

"BOWL MOVEMENT CASTLE!"

And so, the two of them would curse each other out with very obscure human movie references for quite some time...

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That's all for now. As this image was just a sketch, it was one of the easiest edits I've done in a while, yet I believe the edit works pretty well. Sadly I didn't get as much writing done this weekend as I would have liked, nor do I have enough good edits on hand to constitute quality uploads. Such is life when you're balancing upload-to-day ratios while also doing stuff irl I suppose. Not that it's a bad thing of course; I like going outside and exercising, and you should too honestly. Not too much else to say otherwise aside from hoping you lot had a nice New Years cause I sure did! Until next we meet, have yourself a good one wherever it is that you're at!