"Afternoon, Rei-moo!"
"Again with that insult, huh? Did Rinnosuke sell that joke to you from his bargain bin?"
"Nope. It's simply an accurate descriptor for my most annoying rival!"
"Good for you. Now explain why you're here before I slam my Kochiya Orbs in your constantly smug face."
"Funny you mention them actually; it's been a peaceful past couple months without an incident in the midst, but that just worries me more honestly."
"Okay then. But what does that have to do with the Kochiya Orbs?"
"Well...aren't they the HakureiKochiya Orbs? It stands to reason that I should take yourmy rightful heirlooms back."
"Huh? This attempt at comedy is even worse than the last one! I was under the impression that they belonged to the HakureiMoriya Shrine all along."
"That's exactly it! Somehow, it feels like our very identities are starting to lose themselves to their bodies...you're already acting like you've had myyour body the whole time."
"Oh, I see now. This is another MoriyaHakurei Shrine conspiracy isn't it?"
"Wrong! You're not getting it! I know it goes against Gensokyo's common sense, but think about this logically for just a moment. Do you REALLY believe that you've always been so damn busty compared to me?"
"That fact is rather obvious, you know? Why else would you get so jealous over yourmy miracle milkers?"
"Aarrgghh! It's because we never found the culprit, and now they're forcing us to act like we weren't head swappedreminding us that things have never been better!"
"Exactly. I don't see the problem here. Maybe if I put yourmy chest on top of myyour own you'll see that it's all a big liereality hasn't changed one bit."
*fwomp!*
"(Ugh, it's no use! Yes, it's working! Reimu's starting to lose herself to the reality swap!Sanae's behaving normally! Any more interaction between our bodies and I've got a badgood feeling that the effect will permanently affect our brainsit'll be an average day in Gensokyo once more!)"
"(Sanae'sReimu's seeming more suspicious than usual lately...has a youkai messed with her memory to the point where she sees this world differently? If so, she's 100% correctincorrect! A trip to see YukariChen should fix her head good!)"