Howdy folks! Today's edit features Galko, Otako, and Ojou from Please Tell Me, Galko-Chan! A very underrated manga and anime in my honest opinion.

Is It True That Heads Can Get Swapped In This Universe?

 

"Hah? Get out of here, that could NEVER happen." The conservatively dressed Galko bluntly replied. Despite having a highly makeup covered face, the rest of her body was more or less standard affair (but still expertly thin for a girl her age).

 

"But you have to admit, the thought of having someone else's body HAS to have crossed your mind at least once, right?" The flashy and fashionable Otako noted. A good amount of accessories were typically on her person, but her face only had some disheveled and crude glasses atop her messy and otherwise picture-perfect being.

 

"Indeed! For all we know that might be the case in this very instant, and we would never be made aware in the slightest!" Ojou beamed. Her face was very pretty and dolled up, a stark contrast to the plain clothing her almost garishly huge breasts were covered up in.

 

"If that was REALLY true, then what you're saying is that there exists a universe where I have Otako's body, she has Ojou's body, and Ojou has my body?" Galko pondered.

 

"Ugh, no thanks! No offense to you Ojou, but if I had to carry around those beach balls of yours I think I'd try to find a breast reduction surgeon immediately. I already get more than my fair share of perverts making moves on me as it is." Otako shot down that proclamation faster than she could reveal the plot twist of Mazinger Gundam Episode 3. Perhaps it was BECAUSE she was both "hot and nerdy" that so many boys tried to advance in the direction of a budding relationship with her.

 

"None taken! I'd love to be so sleek and beautiful like Galko is, but my heaving chest renders that troublesome to do so on a good day...see what I mean?" Ojou groped her bags of hopes and dreams from underneath and lifted them up to prove a point.

 

"Sheesh, what a showoff. I know that wasn't your intention, but damn girl you gotta be more careful doing that sort of thing in public." Galko warned of the ditzy and diminutive-structured dunce.

 

"Back on topic, there may also be a universe where I have Galko's body, she has Ojou's body, and Ojou has my body." Otako extrapolated on an alternate reality once more.

 

"Ooh, that would be fun too! I bet you would look super chic on Galko's body! And Galko would finally be admired by all for how many stunning gazes her appearance could attract!" Ojou delved deep into the rabbit hole of this conundrum herself, twinkles of curiosity in her eyes for a scenario that could never be.

 

"At the end of the day, there would be endless combinations of head swaps you could theoretically perform on a group of people." Galko thought aloud. It WAS an interesting enough topic, and one that thankfully didn't involve an inherently lascivious outcome compared to the norm of asinine inquiries Otako spouted.

 

"False! That depends on how big that group would be. If it's only two people there's only one head swap possible, and three people only has two unique outcomes. You'd need at least four people to start going past the realm of one or two sided swaps." Otako then nitpicked Galko's previous deduction. This was an annoying facet of hers that kept the trio from being bored out of their minds between classes and after school. It wasn't an awful quirk to have, at least in the face of--

 

"Maybe we should have the entire class swap heads then! That would certainly elicit quite the large outbreak of randomly generated pairs, triplets, or even further head swap paths!" --Ojou's naivety and tendency to blurt out hypotheticals without pushing past surface level analysis. For a harmless circumstance like this, it didn't affect anything significant of course; yet there was always the worry said quality would come back to bite her if she wasn't on top of things mentally in the real world...

 

"...right. It's been fun, but I've gotta get home to see my sister; we've got a new episode of Detective Conan to watch, and it's another 'locked room' scenario to figure out!" Galko waved good bye to her friends and bolted out the door briskly.

 

"(She DOES know that it has over 1,000 chapters, with the 'locked room' scenario being an overdone cliche by now, right?)" Otako furrowed her enticingly apparent eyebrows in befuddlement. But she too saw no real reason to stick around now that Galko was leaving, and gathered her backpack and jewelry pieces to head out of the classroom.

 

"Wait for me guys! You know I'm not very fast, and that I want to stay with my best friends for as long as I can!" The kind-hearted Ojou tried her best to run after them, her wobbling warheads luring the eyes of bystanders within the hallways of the school.

 

For now, the three of them concluded this intriguing outlook on differentiating metaverses and went their separate ways. They weren't wrong per say, there WAS at least one universe where Galko had Otako's body, Otako had Ojou's body, and Ojou had Galko's body. It was an infinitely lamer one where Ojou's tits were flat as a board though, so maybe the best interests relied on having this one be the only true reality.

 

"(Otako's body...it WOULD fit my glamorous face to a T. Hmm...)"

 

"(Ojou's body...if having her body came at the cost of those massive milkers I'd be fine with it...)"

 

"(Galko's body...for as much as I said I'm okay with the way I look, secretly I wish I was born another way...)"

 

The text below them reads as follows:

A: A size that can be classified as big breasts in reality.

B: It's an unrealistic size to some extent, but in reality there are people with big breasts like this.

C: A size that would obviously be big breasts that do not actually exist.


Whew! That's all for now! I didn't expect to write so much about this edit, but that's the nature of Galko-Chan itself though haha. Talking about random shit until the episode is over, with a few mind blowing consequences as a poignant eventuality of unfiltered high school kids for once. ...this is getting a bit out of hand for a head swap art...ANYWAYS. Have yourself a good one wherever it is that you're at!