"Err, why do I have to wear this blindfold again?"
"I'm glad you asked, Kokonetsu-Kun! We're going to press our bodies up against you, and you'll have to figure out who's touching you from both the left and the right!"
"(Well, I can think of two good reasons why that will be easy to guess...)"
"Geez, Coconuts...you better not get this wrong...
*squish~* *press~*
"(Woah! Two different types of softness on multiple fronts!)"
"Fufufu...you're such a lucky man aren't you, Kokonetsu-Kun?
*squish~* *squish~*
"(Hotaru's huge pillowy boobs...)"
"S-S-Shut it, you cad! The only reason I'm going through with this with Coconuts is because it'll be simpler to explain what's happened to us through this dumb game of yours...
*press~* *press~*
"(And Saya's budding chest...)"
"Cad? Like a Cadbury chocolate? Sounds positively delicious! Maybe I should coat your body in some for Kokonetsu-Kun to lick off later~"
*perk~*
"(!!! Hotaru putting syrup on Saya's body...t-t-that's actually kinda hot...)"
"WHAT?!? I-I-In that case I'll find some marshmallows and shove them between those ridiculous titties of yours! I bet Coconuts would enjoy that, don't you?
*perk~*
(Awwawa...Saya feeling conscious about Hotaru's breasts...so cute!)
"And Kokonetsu-Kun can use his warm, toasty, graham cracker to smush it all together~"
"HAH!!? LIKE I WOULD EVER DO SOMETHING THAT EMBARRASSING WITH COCONUTS!!!
*drip~* *drip~*
(Shit! This situation is WAY too erotic!!!)
"Come on then, Kokonetsu-Kun~ Which one of us is on your left?
*press~*
"(It's obviously has to be Saya!)"
"D-D-Don't get this incorrect on the right side...o-or you won't be...allowed any more free coffee!!
*squish~*
"(And that feels just like Hotaru!)"
"I'VE GOT IT! SAYA'S ON MY LEFT AND HOTARU'S ON MY RIGHT!!"
*fwip~*
"Bzzzt! You guessed wrong, Kokonetsu-Kun!"
"COCONUTS, HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL? My voice was coming from the right and everything!"
"Wait, WHAAAATTTT?!? Why do the two of you...have each other's bodies from the neck down???"
"It's pretty clear why actually! The latest Dagashi trend involved these 'Swap Sodas' our company is having us test out! I feel so much lighter now that I don't have two bags of candy on me at all times!"
"As you can see...I was forced to participate...and now I look like this...secretly I was kind of jealous over Hotaru's fat sacks, but I never asked to take responsibility for them in this way..."
"...how am I supposed to react to this news? Does this 'Swap Soda' or whatever wear off at some point?"
"It''s currently in the testing phases soooo...perhaps? Or perhaps not~ I'm alright either way, you enjoy this slender childhood friend body of Saya's anyways, am I right?"
"T-T-There's no way that could be true! O-Otherwise...you'd have said something about that sooner, r-r-right Coconuts? Even though I have Hotaru's candied-out doughy body now, wouldn’t you always still prefer me the usual way?"
"Uhhh...HERE'S A COMMERCIAL BREAK FOR THE NEWEST DAGASHI IN THE AISLE!!!
*ZOOM~*
"Get back here, Coconuts! I'M STILL FEELING FLUSTERED AFTER WHAT THAT PURPLE HAIRED POCKY MUNCHER SAID!"
"Try and run as you might, Kokonetsu-Kun. But I'll be sure to snag your manhood MUCH faster than I ever could before!"
As expected, Coconuts ran away from making a decision regarding these two once again, leaving a busty tsundere and a flat sugar lover to go running after him in another vain attempt at answering the age-old romantic question. You figure a different perspective from his girlfriends would be a major wake-up call, but dense people will remain dense I suppose...