I had this one lying around on my computer from a month ago and literally forgot I had it until just now lol.
"Y-Y-Yuyuko-Sama...are you sure you want to take a picture of us like THIS?"
"What's the harm, Youmu? It's not every day I get to wear something so small and cute!"
"B-B-But that's not even YOUR SWIMSUIT though! Meanwhile I'm stuck wearing this obscene getup cause you didn't think to pack anything better!"
"And who's duty was it to tend to my clothing needs?"
".........."
"That's what I thought. Now come over here and give me a hug for the camera!"
"Geeze, Yuyuko-Sama...it wouldn't hurt for you to take this whole head swap incident more seriously than this..."
"And yet until it's over we can't do much aside from waiting for the shrine maiden to tackle the big bad and beat her up over a tea party, right?"
"...I guess...(rubbing my body...her body...?...against my own...her own...?...like this is WAY TOO IMPROPER for a humble servant like me!)"
That's it for now. For those of you waiting for part three of the Monster Musume Cow fanfic, thanks for your patience up to this point! I've been on vacation for the past week and I'll be back home tomorrow night so hopefully I'll finally have some inspiration to work on it. Until then, have yourself a good one wherever it is that you're at!