Howdy folks! Here's a story with original characters this time!

"Ah, what's the big deal? No one's gonna come in here so late anyhow!" The blonde haired one noted.

"B-B-But what if they see us LIKE THIS?!?" The brown haired one crossed her arms underneath her breasts in an effort to hide them from any ogling eyes out front. There was another, more major reason that she was distressed.

"And? I don't see what's wrong with what we're wearing! In fact, I think it shows off your body fantastically!" The blonde one was unaware of anything off-kilter, whether it be the showy swimsuits or the fact that-

"WE'VE GOTTEN OUR HEADS SWAPPED! THIS ISN'T EVEN MY BODY!!!" The brown haired one had been panicking for the past few hours since her first day here.

"Mmm, I don't know...I think that you're just jealous of my fat tits and thick thighs!" The blonde haired one then put her arms down to her sides, almost trying her best to accentuate every single curve her body had to offer.

"I-I'd NEVER be jealous of something like that! It's just...what if you use my body to do something...lewd...?" The brown haired one moped.

"Hah! Says the girl with the nape of her neck uncovered! You know it's store policy to keep them away from creeper peepers, they might see something too sexy for their eyes to bear!" The blonde reminded. Indeed, it WAS Eight-Twelve section guideline 24-B to hide any physical scarring done to their employees during initial orientation.

"That's too limiting though! And it's hypocritical enough for that sort of legal loophole to exist when your ass is sticking out of this bikini so much!" The brown haired one had used makeup to paint over her neck stiches, somehow she was still left aware of the inner workings of the laundering late-night chain even after onboarding.

"Well, who's fault is it going to be when you get fired? There's security cameras set up all over the place, you know. If that happens, you won't get to see my rocking body anymore! Ahahahaha!" The blonde taunted as she pushed her breasts aside to wipe some boob sweat from her cleavage with a towel.

"(Gaaahhh! This is THE worst! I should have NEVER applied here in the first place...$15 an hour for a job like this really WAS too good to be true! The only perk is that I feel much lighter than before...BUT NOT AT THE COST OF MY OWN BODY BEING HIJACKED!!!)" The brown haired one thought in agony.

“Hey, just be lucky you have this job at all! Plenty of people never get the chance to gorge their bodies on free snacks and Slurpees all day!” The blonde one said in between munches of crappy hot dogs, sour candy, and frozen ice drinks.

“(NOOOOO!!!!!)” Sadly, there was no going back once you joined the file and rank of Eight-Twelve's. Not unless she could get promoted to manager of the store that is...but as a hapless college student she'd have better luck making money doing “other activities” with her new body...

The Japanese text above says something along the lines of "The Midnight Shift" by the way. Konbinis are a type of convenience store in Japan for those not in the know. That's all for now, have yourself a good one wherever it is that you're at!