"...mmnngghh...getting drunk off my ass on a school day yesterday night probably wasn't the best idea...I'm feeling so hungover I'm practically lightheaded! ...whuh...? AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!? Not only do I have a MASSIVE headache, but now my aching head's on some tyke's body! I don't even have anything that can classify me as a woman any more...no long supple legs...no perfect breasts...I even lost more than a few inches of height! Now all my clothes are gonna be oversized to hell and back! ...better yet, HOW AM I GOING TO DRIVE TO TINA KOYA IF I CAN'T EVEN REACH THE GAS PEDAL AND STEERING WHEEL AT THE SAME TIME?!? If Principal Luten accuses me of being late to work on purpose, one look at me right now BETTER get it through her bitch-ass brain that I NEVER wanted this to happen in the first place!"

And that's the end of that. This concludes the first major batch set of requests, so now if anyone else has some more ideas on hand they can feel free to comment down below! Otherwise, have yourselves a good one wherever you are.