It was typical day when all of a sudden, out of nowhere an UFO crashed in front of me. Reluctantly my old self went ahead to investigate only to see a woman trying to escape.

She said.. “Run old man, they ain’t dead yet”

But those were her last words as she was vaporised!

Shellshocked me saw a weird creature step out & had a remote like gun. He next pointed to me & said “You’ll be her now, our new hybrid experiment”

Another beam & boom I got them big jugs. I ain’t complaining but oblivious me thinks i’m free but I am in their lab living life