As I walked in after a day at work, my beloved Martha greeted me at the door wearing only her bathrobe. "Hello my love. How was your day?"

Not sure what to expect, this being something she didn't normally do, I looked right into her gorgeous eyes. "It was okay. What's up?"

She grabbed my hand and started walking to the bedroom. This was certainly not a typical welcome home. "I was reading some of your DeviantArt stories and I realized something. There's something I want to show you."

As she sat on the bed, she took off her robe, showing she was wearing something rather sexy. I always did like when she did this. Sure, she's breathtakingly gorgeous, that was not in question. "I know you'll like this."

Without warning, she pushed down on the bed with her arms. Her body popped apart, showing she'd been cleanly severed in two. I stared, amazed, at what had happened. As she settled her top half down, about a third of the way, her other half stood. "I know you like this. What do you think?"

I couldn't help myself. I love this woman so much. She did this for me. I picked up her upper half, kissing her lips soundly.

The rest is history.

*Honestly, I made this AI image completely by accident. The art program I used didn't get what I wanted and made this instead. I might have to see about future use if it can do it.