Josh ran his hand through his short, black hair. It was a lot to take in, finding out he was being played. The girl he loved, using him all this time, how could she? He had plans to propose and everything, now this? Josh's thoughts were interrupted as he heard a familiar voice cough for attention.
It was her, it was Selena.
***************** 24 HOURS AGO *****************
"Mmmmmmm, you're such a tease, you know that?"
Josh looked back at Selena and replied, "only for you babe. You know I love you."
"I love you too sweetie!" Selena replied, "you really spoil me!"
"Well, I know you've always wanted to go to Cypress and I just got another bonus at work..."
Selena unexpectedly planted a kiss on Josh's lips before getting off the couch. "Sorry baby, can we continue this tomorrow? I just saw it's getting kinda late, and I have homework."
"Still?"
"Yeeah, philosophy." With that said, she grabbed her bag and walked out the door, but not before turning around and blowing Josh a kiss. Josh glanced at the clock, 7:30pm. He got up himself and locked the door behind her, then went to the kitchen to wash the dishes from dinner.
A few hours later, Josh was sitting on the couch replaying Mass Effect 2 when he heard his phone bleep. He grabbed it off the side cupboard next to him and unlocked it, only to look up and see he hadn't paused the game before doing so and watched helplessly as Shephard, Miranda and Zaeed were swamped by blood pack mercs in a parking garage.
Josh looked back down at his phone, he had a message from an unknown number.
'Josh, this is Selena's mom Theresa. Can I see you tomorrow night? Have something important I need to discuss with you.' A little taken aback, Josh replied in the affirmative, before reloading his last save, silently cursing the vorcha while it loaded.
***************** 10 MINUTES AGO *****************
Josh heard a knock at the door while he was watching tv, he looked at the clock and confirmed it was 7:20pm. He walked to the door and opened it, expecting to see a thin, middle aged blonde milf with sultry grey eyes and come hither lips. Instead, he got that circa 20 years ago.
"Selena?"
"In the flesh!" she winked, "surprised to see me?"
"Well, yeah actually. I was expecting someone else."
"Well let me in silly, we need to talk." The way she said that last bit caught Josh's attention, he stepped aside and let her in before closing the door and following her in. They both sat down on the couch, Selena looking decidedly upset.
"What's wrong ba-" Josh began to ask, before Selena pressed a finger to her lips.
"I'm not Selena."
"What? Yes you are, do you have amnesia or something?"
"No, promise not to freak out at what I do next?"
"..."
"..."
"...sure, do what you need to baby."
At this Selena sighed, before taking her top off. As Josh's face began to grow a smirk, Selena told him to be serious as this was important. After a minute, Selena was sitting on Josh's couch topless, her blonde hair cascading down around her perky breasts. She then closed her eyes and hung her head, both hands moving behind her head. They evidently grabbed something, as her skin pulled a little until a loud SCHLUUURP could be heard. At this her hands begun to move down her back, causing her face to sag. Josh raised an eyebrow at this; he had seen some wierd shit before, but this was new. Selena's skin sagged more, before another head emerged from her neck...
...It was Theresa, Selena's mother. Josh stared wide eyed for a few moments as Theresa raised her eyes to look into Josh's.
"I told you we needed to talk." she said matter of factly after a pregnant pause. Josh gulped and nodded.
"I heard my daughter on the phone last night, after she came home from here. She was talking to her friend Mandy, you know the one?"
"Yeah, she's a bitch. She's tried to split us up a few times, she's never liked me ever since we were in school. She was queen popular and expected the royal treatment from everyone. She demanded it from me, so I told her to royally go fuck herself." Theresa stifled a giggle before continuing.
Well, Selena wasn't aware I was listening evidently. She was talking about using you. Said she was 'now only in it for your money.'"
Theresa looked away, "you've been amazing to her, filling in well after her father left. Hell, if I was 20 years younger..."
"Wait a minute" Josh replied, "she was only using me!? I...I can't believe it..."
Theresa scooted a little closer at this, "I know, neither could I. You're a really great guy and...", she then looked up and kissed Josh as passionately as he had felt. After what seemed forever, their lips parted leaving Josh with a confused look on his face.
"I meant what I said, about you deserving better and me being interested in you.."
"What are you proposing?" Josh enquired, after regaining his composure.
"Well, I bought a costume gun years ago to use for pranks and the like, but never used it. I used it on Selena tonight so I could come ehre and talk to you. I could easily quit my job and take her place..."
Josh ran his hand through his short, black hair. It was a lot to take in, finding out he was being played. The girl he loved, using him all this time, how could she? He had plans to propose and everything, now this? Josh's thoughts were interrupted as he heard a familiar voice cough for attention.
It was her, it was Selena.
Again.
"You deserve the world Josh" Selena said, "not some distant tart I'm ashamed to call a daughter. She did this with her last boyfriend too, but he cheated on her too so he deserved it. You though, you've been great to her. Would you be great to me too, knowing who I am underneath? Could you love me like your girlfriend?"
"No" came the reply. Selena looked crestfallen, before slowly starting to get up.
"I could love you like my wife."
"What?"
"You've always been so good to me, I also noticed how you looked at me in the past. And to be honest...I always wished Selena had your personality. Far as I'm concerned, this is win win."
He then planted his lips to Selena's, a soft moan escaping her as he did. She wrapped her arms around his back as he gently lay her down...