Trigger warning: Car Accident, Death of a Partner

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you weren't satisfied with our love life.

I'm sorry I suggested the body swap potion to "mix things up".

I'm sorry I didn't read the disclaimer that said its effects lasted 24 hours.

I'm sorry we both had important meetings at work that couldn't be skipped.

I'm sorry I didn't give you good enough directions to my office.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was almost out of gas.

I'm sorry I didn't answer your phone when you called.

I'm sorry you weren't used to my muscle memory.

I'm sorry my body's reaction time was slower than yours.

I'm sorry the other driver didn't stop.

I'm sorry the paramedics got delayed.

I'm sorry I had to identify my own body for the police.

And I'm so, so sorry that I don't know how to be my own widow.