Happy late birthday to meeee!

This idea came to me a few weeks ago and I was trying so hard to get it published in time for my actual birthday, but life is just so busy right now. So I guess this is a little late birthday treat from me to y'all!

And you might notice I refer to myself in this story with they/them pronouns. That's what I typically prefer to use online. I'm totally fine if people don't use them, for me personally I really don't mind.

That being said in this story I was like oh cool, here's a chance to practice writing with those pronouns in mind! Hopefully it reads okay. But sorry if it sounds a bit clunky.

Anyway, I hope y'all enjoy this incredibly silly, self indulgent, non-canon little treat of a tale I cooked up. hehehe