A big brawl between the heroes and villains in the next state had given Peter Professional the opportunity he'd been waiting for to pay a visit to the home of a trio of coeds. For this job, he brought his old, reliable favorites: A bottle of chloroform and plenty of strong, soft rope. In no time, he had all three girls fast asleep and tightly trussed up...

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"Andy..."

"Yeah?"

"What happened with the money we got from selling that secretary?"

"er...spent. But you'll love this. I found this guy online, apparently he sells gadgets to all the big super villains. Check this out: this gun fires a sonic pulse that will instantly put anyone to sleep it's pointed at. And this can fires a spray of sticky webbing that will instantly wrap up anyone."

"You've got to be kidding me..."
"Trust me, these will be great. I'll show you when we try and snag that cute blonde you spotted the other day..."