"I must admit, I'm impressed by both your investigatory skills and your determination. You're the first person to have managed to discover my true identity. Unfortunately for you, I can't have anyone knowing a certain mild mannered someone is in fact the most notorious white slaver in the country, so I'm afraid you are very shortly going to take a trip somewhere where you won't be able to tell anyone what you've discovered..."
***
Their reign of villainy hadn't gotten off to the best of starts. Thanks to Andy loudly announcing the arrival of "The Masked Slaver!" the majority of the secretaries at the small office they'd chosen for their first abduction had been able to run out of the building before he could chase after them. Luckily, Holly had managed to grab one who had tripped on her way to the door, so they weren't walking out of here completely empty handed...
"Well, we got one at least..." Holly said, tightening the knot of the frightened woman's gag. "So, out the side door and to the alley? We can probably still slip away without too much attention if we hurry."
"No no, slaver girl! You still have so much to learn. We're super villains now. They don't slink out through the back door. We need to announce ourselves to the world, to let them know this is only the beginning of our diabolical plans!"
"I did not agree on that name... And what diabolical plans?"
"I'm still figuring them out, but fear not, they'll definitely be diabolical! Now..." Andy threw open the front doors and walked out. A small crowd had gathered, including several members of the press who had happened to be nearby. "It is I, the Masked Sla-aah!" As Andy struck a pose, the thin, cheap string he'd used to make his mask finally gave out. As cameras flashed in the crowd, his mask fluttered to the ground. "Oh no! Now everyone will know that mild mannered Andy Amateur is in fact the Masked Slaver!"
"Pretty sure everyone already knew that..."