El'Okin: This is all your fault...

Leh'car: My fault!

El'Okin: You were the one who told that general she was a dimwitted daughter of an orc! And just when we'd finally found someone with the same interests as us!Now we've been sent to this backwater outpost to fight the Helzig Empire! Have you heard the stories about their fanatical warriors! We're doomed!!!

Leh'car: Relax, E''Okin. I talked with some of the other priestesses here. This wasteland is a backwater frontier for the Helzig too.
Most people, on both sides, aren't even aware we're at war with each other. We've both got more pressing matters closer to home. I mean, I didn't even know we shared a border with the Helzig empire, until we got sent out here.
Becuase of this, most of the soldiers they send here are conscript's from vassal nations. They don't want to fight us. Most of them will just surrender first chance they get. It's almost pathetically easy to take prisoners to sell as slaves back in Negeémiliel.

El'Okin: Really!?! Hey, I think I see some of them now! Must be a Helzig patrol! Did you bring any rope?

Leh'car: Of course.

El'Okin: Perfect! This is going to be fun. Maybe if they grovel nicely enough, we won't sell them. We'll keep them for ourselves! I've always wanted my own slave to clean up around the barracks...

Leh'car: Hey, El'Okin...do those women look...familiar, some how?...

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Nicole: gasp! Rachel!

Rachel: What?

Nicole: I just had the weirdest dream...

Rachel: was it weirder then that one where that pervy artist had us deliver a cake to that weirdo with all the llama's?

This one probably requires some explanation. About a week ago, drew this for me: [link] so I wanted to draw something based on his works in return.
Earlier, he'd drawn my two OC's Nicole and Rachel, not once, but twice! Here: [link] as less then enthusiastic warriors for the evil empire of Helzig, and here: [link] as a pair of Drow.
The second one is, of course, non-canon for his ongoing storyline, which got me wondering what became of the two, pervy drows. Maybe they ticked off a high ranking officer and were sent to the drow equivalent of the Eastern Front, to fight the evil empire of Helzig... and maybe there, they might run into a couple, poor, Helzig conscripts who look somewhat familiar...

The Helzig empire and the Helriegn warriors are the creation of