The Previous Evening: <a href="https://achast.deviantart.com/#/d3cwsxi">[link]</a><br /><br /><i>Mr. Peterson: No use strugglin' ladies. Sooner or later, you're goin in the truck and your goin' to market. Hee Hee, we ought to get at least a couple'a thousand bucks for your sweet asses!<br /><br />Officer Howard: MMMPPPHHH!!! EEEEEELLPPHHH!!!<br /><br />Lucas Peterson: Sorry I didn't have time to get to know you a little better. Too bad we had to grab you three the day before auction day. Oh well. I'm sure your new owner will just love you...<br /><br />Sarah: OOOH AAA-EEERRD!!!<br /><br />Mrs. Peterson: Have fun at the auction, son. I packed you boys a picnic lunch. You can eat it while you watch the bidding. I'll take care of our guests clothes while your gone. By the time I'm done, no one will doubt our two missing girls drowned while skinny dipping near the river<br /><br />Jane: MMMPPPHHH!!!<br /><br />Mrs. Peterson: Oh! And if your father does decide to get anything at market, tell him to get a real slave, someone I can get to do the chores around here, not some stick-thin wanne-be starlet a slaver picked up in Hollywood who's good in bed but can't do housework to save her life...<br /></i><br />At market: <a href="https://achast.deviantart.com/art/Art-Trade-Market-Day-206125691">[link]</a><br /><br />Here's the third part of my art trade with <a href="https://jcmach24.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="https://a.deviantart.net/avatars/default.gif" alt=":iconjcmach24:" title="jcmach24"/></a><br />Also, I just noticed, in two days, April 4,2011, it will have been one year since I joined DeviantArt. Any ideas how I should celebrate my first DeviantArt birthday?