Story title is a reference to this song, which doesn't have much to do with the story: www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxR-Q…

Sidney, Dakota, Alexei, Red Spider, and the whole Juniper City setting and characters belong to Holly-Hoyle and is used with permission. Also, Roxy, and Chloe Danger (referred to only) belong to GagSwitchGirl 

I decided to forego posting this one on the wordpress this time and ensure it be seen in its final form here by, well, the person(s) whose characters are in it.