Okay. So that was a bizarre little thing, right? Well, I think it's safe to say that Meister caught me in his song. And, I mean, really, is such a thing so wrong? Oh no, wait it's happening I can't control it now! Quickly, let me end this song and then I'll take a bow!
*ahem* Well, anyway, I did some research for this request from

involving Zatanna and a villain I had only seen once before, The Music Meister. I saw a clip a while ago where he got Batman to sing and I couldn't help but admire him for it.
And... then it turned into the monster you see before you. I guess I just wanted to write this like a song (I even used a rhyming structure invented for one specific old song in a few of the later "verses". See if you can guess which song that is. If you do... well... good, I guess. I don't know. I'm just interested to see if anyone recognizes it)
Well, that's it, I guess. Thanks for reading!