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Scene One:
“I’m Back And I’m New And Improved!”
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ON YOUR KNEES!
The crowd are silent as suddenly the theme song that is of course worthy enough of The All-American-American starts to play; this of course means one thing, the arrival of Jack Swagger! The sound of his song drives the fans wild, booing him and jeering him as they wait for the arrival of The All-American-American. They did not have to wait long for him, as he arrives, dressed in his usual wrestle attire. He steps out from the back, the fans spotting him as he walks forward, a small smirk on his face as he moves forward, standing for several seconds he quickly drops down to the ground, landing on his hands he does exactly five push ups in record time. Not even affected by this simple task he pushes himself up flawlessly and beats his cheat madly, hyping him up for this promo he is going to conduct. He merely walks down to the ring, casually as the fans show their hate for him. He has been here before in the Breakout ring. It was almost two weeks ago but now after a long wait after a long training process he is finally back where he belongs and tonight is the start of new and better things. As his music dies away, he slides into the ring and merely waits for the fans to fall quiet enough for him to be heard, which takes a few seconds, but Jack Swagger doesn’t mind; he will wait as long as it takes, he has all the time in the world right now. The crowd falls silent. Jack Swagger slowly raises the microphone up to his lips to address the ICW crowd on his historic return to Breakout.
Jack Swagger
All-American American
It seems almost like forever since I have been here and I can tell that I have been greatly missed, Breakout lost its greatest star for more than two weeks and the place suffered without me, it has seriously went downhill since I have been gone. I mean I may not have a good track record here but when I stepped into that ring, you people knew that I was going to give it my all; you knew fine rightly that you were getting nothing short of a five star match. I gave you all everything and at the end of the day the wins here mean nothing, I do not have to prove my worth my defeating these rookies, I just have to show you all that I can outperform them at each and every single turn and I have done just that. I have shown you all that I am truly the next Breakout superstar here. My original pro was all flower power and seriously had no idea how to treat someone like me, an All-American American deserves a great coach, I deserved someone better to be in my corner and I got that in the shape of Dolph Ziggler. He sent me away, he did not want me to stand here in this ring until I was truly ready, until I knew that I could win this thing, but I have news for you Dolph Ziggler and everyone else, from the first beginning, from day one I knew that I was going to be the one to win this show, I knew that I was going to bag that contract for that championship match, what was going to stop me honestly? So I played the game, I went on Dolph Ziggler training run; I wanted to see what he had planned for me. After all I have trained people before, one name springing to mind, Michael Cole. I took this weak pathetic loser and made him into Mister Wrestlemania and without my help he would not be the man he is today, of course I ditched him after a while, when you take someone weak and mould him into greatness they tend to get an ego, and it is best to ditch them before they try to screw you over, but me on the other hand, I am already great, my star shines brighter than anyone else’s here. I did not need a pro, I did not need anyone’s help I could of done it all by myself easily. But as I said I just went along with it, and I have learnt a lot from Dolph Ziggler, it takes someone as good as him to teach someone as great as me something, he gave me advice and some pointers on how to truly stand out here in ICW and with his training now completed you truly are going to see a more ruthless and aggressive Jack Swagger. There is not going to be anymore slip up’s, there is not going to be anymore near falls, near victories, that has all changed thanks to Dolph Ziggler, tonight is the night that I truly win this competition, you people, your eyes will finally be opened, you will finally see why everyone talks about me, why everyone says that I am the one tipped to win this show, after tonight, make no doubt about it, I will have already won Breakout, because I am going to show you why I am the new Breakout superstar and why I am an All-American…..AMERICAN!
He slowly lowers the microphone, the crowd booing him, being negative towards the comments he has just made, he has returned and it seems as if no one here in this grand arena has really missed him. Yet this realization does not affect him what so ever and the smile remains on his face, the microphone for a moment was lowered, but now he has raised it upwards once more and continue on with what he has to say.
Jack Swagger
All-American American
So now onto the far more important matters, tonight I make my return to the ring, I had hoped it would be in a singles outing, but at the end of the day you can’t always get what you want. I may be an All-American American, but shockingly I don’t get any extra special star treatment, I am unfortunately treated like everyone else here and because of that I am placed into a tag team match. I am partnering up with the newly renamed Barri Griffiths. Now I am not a fan of Barri Griffiths, hell I don’t even like the guy, he is over rated and just because he is a big guy people stop and stand and marvel at him, please I get that everywhere I go, even my own grandmother marvels at my excellence. But Barri Griffiths has been nothing short of dominate here, he has used his strength to his advantage and has made an impact, but only because I was out of action for two weeks, trust me Barri Griffiths if I was still here people would not give a damn about you and your muscle and your sudden name change. Look I may not like or your methods, I mean I have never needed three or four other guys to always run interference in my matches to help me, everything I have ever done in the past I did it on my own, I never needed anyone to help me to succeed, I was born a winner, that’s all I needed. Barri Griffiths you’re a big powerful, me and you tonight we can do some serious damage, but this is not a glong term partnership, you will only slow down my progress, and I cannot be having that, I don’t want extra luggage and your dead weight my friend, after this the only place your going is right out the back door, because trust me I have seen hundreds of big guys like you, countless dummies that took on Big Show or Kane, that slammed a giant and showed their strength, yawn, after a while it gets boring, you guys never stand the test of time, but me on the other hand, I am here to stay. So when people have forgotten your name Barri Griffiths and when your long gone from here, you can always holds your head up high, look back and tell your group of close friends that you had the honour and the privilege to team with the All-American American Jack Swagger for one time, and hell maybe some of my charisma and swagger might rub off on you, I mean if Jesus can turn water to wine, then maybe I can get you a personality, but I am not a miracle worker, your just a plain dull strong guy and you will be useful in my methods of winning this match.
The fans would jeer Jack Swagger cocky words once again, he was not being supportive of his partner, from his words the fans could already tell that Jack Swagger and Barri Griffiths are going to be a force to be feared, but after what Jack Swagger has just said about him can they truly work together, can they truly stay on the same page for tonight? The fans may not be on the bandwagon of Barri Griffiths but to go out and run down your own tag team partner is just low, the fans start a small Barri Griffiths chant, but he quickly cuts them off as he goes to speak into his microphone.
Jack Swagger
All-American American
You see tonight I get the chance you outshine and humiliate not one but two idiots and the first of these two halfwits being the man that has coasted of his father’s name for way to long, Ted DiBiase. What you are is nothing short of a disgrace. Look at you, you’re not even your own man, your just a cheap twenty century version of your father, we have all seen it before and you’re not even modernising it or anything. I mean you have done everything that your father has done; all we are waiting for is you to phone up the son of I.R.S and start a tag team with him. Your nothing but a joke my friend, and you need a serious wake up call. I mean I respect the hell out of your father, he was one of the best in the game, but if I was him and you where my son, I would slap you across the face and then just disown you all together because your destroying your father’s good name with your cheap imitation of him. Don’t get me wrong or anything there is nothing wrong with loving and respecting your father, I respect my old man, do I love him, of course I do? But do you see me out here acting like him, and copying everything he has done? Hell no! my father was a great man, he done it all, when I shot out my mother I knew I had a lot to achieve to surpass my father, it did not take me long, everything I did I won, no matter what it was I always came out on top, and now all my father’s trophies have been moved to the attic, his house is now basically a shrine to everything I have done, I make the Swagger name proud, I am not copying my father, I am just excelling him at every turn, what every he done I surpassed it easily, I mean you should see his house, I am paying for an extension to be added, I need more room for all my trophies and accomplishments, two being the trophy for winning Breakout and the second being my first championship won here in ICW, because make no doubt about it Ted DiBiase, your nowhere near my level. This will be our first contest with one another and with the clock ticking to impress people, I may have to leave a lasting impression on you, a broken ankle perhaps, I am quite sure no one will even care if I sideline you for a while, your father will be most likely be in debt to me for getting your sorry ass of this show, stopping you from embarrassing him even further. Make no mistake about it little rich boy, I am out here tonight to make a lasting impression and your ankle is screaming out to me to be snapped in half, because I know you can afford to get it fixed so that gives me a guilty free mind of what I am planning to do to you.
Once more tonight, Jack Swagger harsh words on the people that are involved in this tag team match are met with just more boo's, as he simply smirks out at the fans, he does not care what they think about him, Dolph Ziggler has taught him all to well, never side with the people in the arena and tell them what you trul,y think of the men you have to face. He does not like Ted DiBiase he has told the fans this and they boo him, why would they turn on him, Ted DiBiase is just a big cheap knock of yet people feel sorry for him when Jack Swagger rips him apart. He sighs lightly as he paces back and forward, the fans are getting louder and louder as he tries to cut them off to continue on.
Jack Swagger
All-American American
You can sit there and chant all you want, I have all night to kill, it does not bother me what so ever, the show will wait for me, I can stay here for hours if I want to. So my best advice for you idiots here tonight would be to sit down and shut the hell up, because a true American Hero is out here, and you people should be hanging onto my every word, so if you have respect for the great country of American you will sit there, pay attention and listen to its greatest hero.
He clearly does not care about the fans, not wanting to waste any more time, he lowers the microphone as they continue to boo him even louder than before. His pacing has now stopped and he stands still, this was annoying him lightly, even the smile on his face was fading, yet he moved the microphone upwards and continued talking cutting them all of and forcing each and every one of them to pay attention to him.
Jack Swagger
All-American American
But don’t worry Ted, you’re not the only joke in this match your partners parents must be sitting at home wondering where the hell they went wrong. I am talking about none other than Ted DiBiase tag team partner for this match a man that I know all too well, Robbie E. look your all smart people, you all have been watching this show and if not then you have missed all the best parts….and trust me they all include me. You see I have faced Robbie E before in this very Breakout ring and we had one heck of a match I am not going to say it was match of the year, but it was match of the month for sure, I came close but Robbie E got the win. I underestimated the gelled up orange freak, he got me where it matter, the last three seconds, one mistake and he got the three count, match over, Robbie E defeated me. But tonight is it all going to play out differently, you see Robbie E I know what you can do, I seen all you got while you seen nothing of me, you have yet to see what I can truly do and thanks to Dolph Ziggler and the fact Breakout is almost at an end, you’re going to see what I can truly do. Because Robbie E you are nothing compared to me, you are just a Zack Ryder clone, minus the YouTube Channel and likeability. You have an odd look and that’s about it, you don’t have the skill nor the talent to go far and the fact that you have lasted is shocking, now I know that Ted DiBiase can cover the damages I am going to inflict upon him but can you? I know you can’t I mean I can see where all your money goes, on that ridicules hair style and your fake tan. You defeated me once before and I take my hat off to you for doing that, but lightening does not strike twice and you have no chance of pulling off the upset again, count yourself lucky Robbie E because when it is all said and done and your limping out of the ring, you can look back to the ring and you will see me standing there, and you will know that you got the privilege to wrestle against the winner of Breakout and that feat alone is bound to get you a job here, maybe as my stylist, who knows, but all I know is that your orange body is going to be purple after tonight, and no amount of make up or fake tan is going to hide the beating you’re going to get at my hands tonight.
The microphone is lowered as Jack Swagger moves to the ropes, it looks like he is just about to leave the ring and head to the back, it seemed that he was done, but as he gets to the middle rope, and lowers it down, the microphone is raised for perhaps the final time tonight.
Jack Swagger
All-American American
You see people tonight is all about my return, this is what you have all paid for and this is what you are going to get. Mark my words when I say that you will not be disappointed. I have entertained you all in my past matches here, but my break was needed, I am sick and tirned of just coming this close to winning matches. [As he says this he raises his other hand, his index finger and thumb almost touching one another as he shows them all what he means, he is sick and tired of just coming close to winning his matches.] I am tired of people going better luck next time Swagger, that’s not the way it is meant to be, even my pro patted me on the back and wished me luck, what the hell is wrong with people here. When I coached Micheal Cole, if had lost his matches I would of beaten the crap out of him, it would of taught him a listen in never failing me, it would of made him stronger and I saw that I needed someone that could do this for me, he may not be my pro, but I will always see him as the man that lead me to victory, because now with the lessons of Dolph Ziggler behind me, what can possible stop me on my path to becoming the winner of Breakout? As you have seen there is no one here near as good as me, no one as talented as me. No one can match me in and out of the ring and for the past twp weeks you people have been bored with these generic wrestlers putting on dull matches, but tonight that all changes, I am back, Swagger is back in Breakout and he is going to show you people why people tipped him as the winner from day one. Because all these other rookies, they have some talent, they have some skill, they have entertained you lightly, but they are all lacking the most important of all things to go far in this business, to win Breakout they all need Swagger….and they are all serious in vital need of some, I may be willing to donate if I feel up to it when I crush them all in the coming weeks, because you see people, they all lack what I have Swagger…
AND NO ONE HAS SWAGGER…LIKE JACK SWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGER!